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One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had
come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to
go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we
no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do
many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist
was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have
a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the
old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself
a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go create your own dirt!"